Absent-minded street thugs and other business.

17 Nov

Adam has bought ‘Bringing out the Dead’ and I have ‘The Boy in Blue’ waiting to be watched and reviewed. I also have a copy of ‘The Wicker Man’ (Director’s Cut: More Evil Awaits Inside) which we’ll save for a special treat some time in the next few weeks. In the meantime, here’s a Nicolas Cage variety show of movie taglines copied from IMDB. Some of them are pretty special. First person to match them all up correctly wins Nic Cage singing ‘Love me Tender’ to them with a plastic nose on his nose.

  • A retired master car thief must come back to the industry and steal 50 cars with his crew in one night to save his brother’s life.
  • Based on the life of Ned Hanlan, the late-19th century Canadian sculler and world champion. Hanlan was one of the first scullers to successfully utilize the “sliding seat.”
  • After her boyfriend ends their relationship, the dreamself of a heartbroken woman floats through the air over an industrial wasteland singing ballads of love.
  • A former First Lady of the US wants a particular Secret Service agent to head her bodyguard detail, even though he can’t stand her.
  • Rusty James, an absent-minded street thug struggles to live up to his legendary older brother’s reputation, and longs for the days when gang warfare was going on.
  • A fast-lane investment broker, offered the opportunity to see how the other half lives, wakes up to find that his sports car and girlfriend have become a mini-van and wife.
  • A specially trained squad of guinea pigs is dispatched to stop a diabolical billionaire from taking over the world.
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